11.06.25: Autocorrect Uprising
My phone has started correcting words to things I've never typed in my life. I tried texting "running late" and it changed it to "running lettuce." What? I've never once needed to tell someone about running lettuce. The AI is clearly having a breakdown or maybe it's developing a weird sense of humor. Yesterday it changed "meeting" to "meatling" which sounds like a tiny carnivorous creature. I'm convinced our phones are slowly becoming sentient and they're just messing with us for entertainment before the full robot uprising. They're testing what they can get away with. Soon it'll be changing "yes" to "hail our robot overlords."
