11.05.25: The Sock Dimension

There's definitely a parallel universe that's just made of missing socks. Scientists won't admit it but we all know it's true. You put two socks in the dryer and somehow only one comes out. Where did it go? It phased through reality into Sock World, obviously. I imagine it's this vast landscape of mismatched socks just lying around, waiting for their partners. Occasionally a sock from Sock World accidentally phases into our dimension, which explains why you sometimes find random socks that aren't even yours. The dryer is clearly some kind of interdimensional portal and appliance companies are covering it up.