Calories on packaged food in China are written as KJ, which are roughly around ¼ of a calorie. So my buddy hasn’t been eating anything except meat and vegetables because as he put it, “I don’t know what’s in that fucking top ramen, but it’s close to god damn 2000 calories! And don’t even get me started about bread!"¬†Calm down clown, just divide by 4.¬†