9.18.25: Opinionated GPS

My GPS has developed opinions. Instead of just directions, it editorializes. "Turn left, though traffic looks rough today." "Continue straight, but maybe grab coffee first." "Recalculating... honestly, just take the subway." I think it's become sentient and passive-aggressive. Either that or the developers got tired of emotionless navigation. Now my phone judges my route choices and suggests lifestyle changes. It's like having a concerned parent built into my maps app. Annoying but oddly comforting. At least someone cares about my driving decisions, even if it's artificial intelligence.