8.26.25: Merging Lanes

Merging lanes shouldn’t be this hard. We’re all adults. We’ve played Tetris. But the second two lanes become one, everyone loses their damn mind. One car lets someone in, the next speeds up like it's the Indy 500. Then there's that guy who pretends not to see you with his whole chest. The zipper merge exists. It works. But no, we’d rather create chaos. I swear, traffic jams are less about volume and more about egos. At this point, I just put on a podcast and disassociate. If I’m going to be stuck, I might as well be entertained.