8.20.25: Zombie Apocalypse
Not because I’m not fit. I am. But because I’d get too curious. I’d wander into the forbidden building just to “see what’s inside.” I’d try to make friends with the wrong survivor. I’d touch something glowing. I’d trust someone I shouldn’t. I wouldn’t die because of lack of strength. I’d die because I think chaos is interesting and want to understand the system from within. The group would vote me off within a week. And honestly, they’d be right.