8.12.25: No Headphones
There’s a special place in the universe for people who play videos out loud in public. The unbothered confidence it takes to blast TikTok at full volume in a quiet café is wild. And somehow, it’s always the worst videos. Cringe humor. Loud intros. That one guy yelling about crypto. I don’t know how we failed as a society, but we did. If you’ve ever watched a video on speakerphone while standing in line for noodles, I hope you spill soy sauce on your white shirt. Twice. And I hope you finally buy headphones.