8.06.25: Eating Bananas

There’s something unhinged about people who eat full bananas in public. Not slices. Not banana bread. Just full-on peel-and-chomp action in a crowd. I respect it. I fear it. It’s too intimate a fruit. Too primal. You ever make eye contact with someone mid-banana? It’s haunting. That being said, I’ve definitely done it. Multiple times. Sometimes, the banana calls, and the setting doesn’t matter. But I always feel like I’ve broken a social code. Like I’ve eaten a sandwich in a sauna. Anyway, I’m pro-banana. Just… not while walking through a crowded market. We’re not ready for that.