7.03.25: GhostMode Glasses™
GhostMode Glasses™ let you see who’s blocking you in real life. Social overlays reveal anyone who’s ghosted you online. Walk into a bar and suddenly half the room flickers in red. That guy you dated last fall? “Blocked since October.” Your ex’s new girlfriend? “Private mode.” Friendships end quickly when GhostMode hits the group chat. The divorce rate tripled. People panicked. The company insisted it promoted transparency. Now there's a black market for analog sunglasses. People wear them to escape. Ironically, going offline is the new filter. Everyone’s hiding, but at least now we know who’s pretending.