5.24.25: No More Pee

If the devil offered you a deal where you never had to pee again, but you would lose five years off your life, would you take it? Assume your death is already fated, locked in at a certain time. No changing it, no cheating it. Five years gone, but no more annoying bathroom breaks, no getting up in the middle of the night, no pulling over on road trips. It sounds dumb at first, but honestly, the little inconveniences add up. Freedom always has a price. The real question is whether saving time now is worth giving up time later.