4.16.25: Fake Plants

I’m team fake plant, no shame about it. Real plants are cool and all—yeah, they smell nice, they’re alive, they photosynthesize, great. But fake plants? Zero maintenance. No guilt when you forget to water them, no panic when a leaf turns brown, no bugs setting up camp in the soil. They just sit there, looking good, asking for nothing. There’s something oddly comforting about that. Like, in a world where everything needs attention, it’s nice to have something that doesn’t. Just vibes. Forever green, forever chill. Real plants might be alive, but fake plants are loyal and peaceful.